Wow, it has been a while since the last post. Just get caught up in the day to day grind...but I would like to share a little string of texts that Mike and I shared last night. Mike was headed to Bangladesh for one day of meetings. This is after he boards the plane and before he is ready to take off:
Mike: Smell is unbearable
Me: You are not even there yet
Me: You are not even there yet
Mike: Lots of people going home. I might puke.
Mike: I need some vicks or that stuff you wear during an autopsy.
Mike: Shocking BO
Me: Go to the bathroom and steal the bottle of mouthwash. That smells like vicks.
Mike: I think I'm going to get worms
Mike: This must be what the inside of a large intestine smells like. I want to go home. I've had it.
Me: Upgrade to business. Any better up front?
Mike: It is the inside of an abscessed cyst up there.
Mike: I'm serious...this isn't me just being me
Me: Have u left yet? If not then just get off the plane.
Mike: Would that make me a bad person? This really is a lot to ask. At least when I puked on myself I covered it up (and yes this did happen to him on flight a flight to Paris)
Mike: Ah, cologne for sale in flight duty free. Door closing...........
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